If Andie has 'a lust issue' does she a) fancy
you, or b) own a copy of Playgirl?
How to speak like a Creeker.
You're telling your friend to
get a life.
What Jen said: "You're
going to wake up one morning and realise the reason you're not growing
is because you never allowed for that process. we go from old age to infancy.
think about that."
What Matt would've said: "Look,
man- why don't you get off your arse and do something? There's more to
life than parents and schoolwork."
You're thanking someone for hanging
out with you.
What Jen said: "You
did a really good job of pretending you didn't want to be with someone
else. Keep fighting for those lost causes, you never know when your life
could change."
What Tori would've said: "Yeah,
um, thanks for that..."
You're describing your first
kiss.
What Dawson said: "The
sweetest, most romantic fourth of july fireworks, waves crashing on the
shore, beyond any movie I could imagine..."
What Matt would've said: "
I was dead nervous, but she let me put my tongue in."
You're telling someone you are
after them.
What Andie said: "I
have a major lust issue where you're involved."
What Tori would've said: "I
reckon you're really hot- want to go to the movies or something?"
You're dumping your boyf/gf.
What Joey said: "You
make me happy, but I have to make myself happy first, and that's probably
the one thing in the world you can't do.
What Matt would've said: "Look,
I don't want to go out with you anymore... but can we still be mates?"
You're giving a younger person
relationship advice.
What Dawson said: "Kissing
doesn't end with a fade out. There are repercussions. Hearts get broken,
friendships get ruined.Your whole life can fall apart from one kiss."
What Matt would've said: "Relationships
aren't worth the hassle, mate."
You're telling your boyfriend
that you're not ready for sex.
What Andie said: "I'm
not opposed to us becoming more intimate, but I just want you to know that
everything has it's time and place."
What Tori would've said: "Er,
I don't really want to do it, okay?"
You're having it out with the
local bitch.
What Jen said: "I
don't know who has the misfortune of being responsible for your existence,
but you are a lying, manipulative, cruel person, and the fact that you
are only sixteen makes me feel even more sorry for you than any of the
people in this room whose lives you are intent on destroying."
What Tori would've said: "God,
you are such a bitch."
Your boyf/gf is involved with
someone else.
What Dawson said: "Complete,
excruciating agony. It's like your heart has been ripped out and stomped
on... It's the most intense pain you will ever feel... It's an unyielding,
merciless torture and it's with you for the rest of your life."
What Matt would've said: "I
didn't really like her anyway. Want to get pissed?"
Your dad thinks you're a loser.
What Pacey said: "The
man thinks my IQ matches his age."
What Tori would've said:"How
can he call me a loser- all he does is lie on the couch and watch
cricket."
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